SPAM, SPAM ,SPAM....
know, I know! there you all
are staring at the screen, eagerly anticipating the arrival
of another 'HOT STOCK TRADE ALERT ---- South Sea Bubble ready
to burst' ----, or one of those unsolicited bulk buy offers
of enough Viagra to raise the Titanic and straighten the Tower
of Pisa.... and ding...... hurrah, you got mail.......
so whats it turn out be, oh! S!!*t, just another of
these annoying Rollin Stoned Spam offers selling you a time
share in your musical memories.
dont know about you, but I really dont get the
point of all the Spamming business and whoever the bright
spark is that does the market research, they must have left
a village short of an idiot. Do they really think the lead
singer of the Rolin Stoned with a track record of impregnating
half a continent, needs any further assistance? our solicitors
offices are known in the business as Saville Rowe, thanks
to the number of paternity suits theyve had to handle
on Mick's behalf, in fact, quite honestly its about
time his erectile function was dissed in my view..... and
then theres Bill, I mean let's face it, clinically speaking,
his whole body is virtually in rigor already, one of those
tablets could tip him over the edge.
if you want a really useful hot tip, have this
one on me, forward all the Viagra SPAM mail you next receive
on to the people who send you Wall Street 'hot tips', then
sit back and watch the Dow Jones shoot up to dizzying new
on the subject of paternity matters, you may have noticed
were back in the Club again (100 that is) on November
the 10th. This date is a late change from The Talk of The
Town, Milton Keynes which, we regret had to be cancelled due
to un-resolvable contractual reasons. Last time at the 100
Club was a sell out, so if you want to observe A Rollin Stoned
at play in it's authentic habitat, nows your chance.
November 1st, we shall be appearing with a few of the top
acts from this year's First Rhythm Festival at Dingwalls,
Camden Lock. Confirmed on the bill so far are, among others,
Chas & Dave, John Cooper Clarke etc. This is part misty
eyed reunion, part press launch for the Second Rhythm Festival
scheduled for August 2007. Information and tickets for the
night can be found at the following link. http://www.rhythmfestival.net/reunion.html
to more immediate concerns, this week will see us at the Academy
in Basingstoke. The following week of course, you wont
need Mars to be in conjunction with Uranus on the 14th for
it to be a Half Moon in Putney. We then set our compass north
nor east dont mock, the compass was the state
of the art Sat Nav of our day, just as Star Nav
was in Bills day - anyway, assuming theyve rebuilt
the road to Middlesbrough - it was swept away by floods of
biblical proportions last time we were up - we shall be singing
our Tunes to the Toonies on the 20th at the Empire. Finally,
on the 27th it will be curtain up at the Plowright Theatre.....
Weve got the Ghost, Micks got the tights and Im
sure Keith's got some spots that need an outing, so Lady Olivier,
if you wouldnt mind kindly lending us your stage......